The Worlds Greatest Underachiever

When is it ok to make MJ jokes again?

Ok for those of you that don’t know, literally minutes before I got the 1st tweet about Michael Jackson being in the hospital I was at work telling my co-workers about the Robot Chicken episode when White MJ fought black MJ then as soon as I sat be down he’s in the hospital and the only thing I could think of is please don’t die because I will feel like the world’s most evil underachiever. Well for about 30 min I felt like a terrible human being, then I got over it. As much as I’ve made MJ jokes in the past I’ve always thought he was a genuinely great person and extraordinary talent but let’s face it dude was a weird man. I never believe he sexually assaulted those boys, I believe he literally slept with them in the same bed, weird! I’ve always the parents of those boys should be locked up for pimping their children. Imagine someone telling a 12 year old boy, “Don’t worry he won’t actually do anything”, “But mommy what if he does?”, “Just bite that pillow and take one for the team!!! You gonna make mommy rich!”

Anyway how long do you think it will be before it’s safe to tell MJ jokes again? A month, a few weeks, a year. Is it ok if we caveat the jokes by saying it’s all Joe Jackson’s fault?? A brotha needs to know!!


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